Zuri:I'm a 10 year old girl with a mustache. We only have 29 minutes! Jessie "The Secret Life of Mr. Kipling" Season 1 Number 26 Episode information Production code 125 Written by Pamela Eells O'Connell Directed by Eric Dean Seaton Original airdate September 7, 2012 Source " The Secret Life of Mr. Kipling " is the twenty-sixth episode of Season One of the sitcom Jessie. That always keeps them together. You are grounded, go to your cage! Wasp mascot humor. Nanny Kay (the Ross's old nanny) runs screaming out of the Fairfield lobby). New York, New Nanny/Transcript | Jessie Wiki | Fandom Join Backstage to access jobs you can apply to right now! It's "Love". Jessie :I had nothing to work with! Ravi:I cannot make a mold of Luke's face without permission! Tony: (helps Jessie stand) Whoa, you must be a really bad tipper! Take the A-Train. Jessie: Get back here or your fancy new 8-slice toaster is toast! Zuri:I'm finished,no thanks to you! (pushes elevator button)Have a nice day! We decided to change the site's name to AnimationScreencaps in 2018 to better reflect that we do cap many non-Disney movies too. Mrs.Harris:Taylor,why'd you change the channel? Zuri:Wait,how did you know it's Taylor's birthday? Jessie:(looks at seat)Maybe I should have thought this through! And now that I've split my pants,it's a little too drafty. (ZOO-OO-OOM! Taylor,you grew up on a military base. If you know Tom Selleck,you better not be holding out on me. Our school is having try-outs for the Walden Mascot,Waldorf the Wasp. s01e11 - Take the A-Train. Ravi:Am I to assume I will play the role of Duke,the suave ladies' man? Taylor:Uh,no thanks. (Jessie fake coughs to remind Emma) Oh- That force is gravity! I Think? Which I find to be kinda counter-intuitive. Jessie: Hey Ravi. He'll do anything! Come on. And at least Mrs.K apologizes by leaving a rat at your door! Jessie:Her Grandma told me. (Jumps up and down) Can we keep her?! Zuri:I peeled half a potato and 6 fingers. Can't anything go right? (Everyone cheers, and Emma jumps up and down). Emma: Hi! (takes collar off)This stupid collar was supposed to be good for 3 months! (pushes elevator button). It's yours, Morgan. Alright! (puts her phone down), (Zuri is hula hooping while Jessie repeats what Zuri is doing but fails. June 30, 2022 . Jessie:No,I meant I told Ravi to cut before that happened. Action! (pulls mask with spatula,grunts), Bertram:Hey,hey,wait! Jessie:Don't judge me! (eats sample)(muffled)Happy now? (runs and leaves the scene). Luke:Oh,now I see why they call it a "Boom".(chuckles). Morgan: (To Christina) Wow, that extra is fantastic! Jessie:Maybe you could bribe her with a rat? (To Christina) That extra broke my tentacle. Jessie:Why not? (takes cheese and walks away), Ravi:Better hurry,Jessie! Toy Story/Transcript - Fandom Jessie: Aww, thank you sweetie, but I didnt come all the way from Fort Hood, in Texas, just to be a babysitter. Luke: And Jessie, don't you think having a bunch of kids on our date is kinda gonna kill the mood? Ravi: I cannot believe that you excluded Mr. Kipling from our family dinner. Jessie:Luke,I would never allow Ravi to put glue on your face while you slept. Zuri:OK,guess I won't be needing this then! Huh, usually works with the dogs back home(sucessfully moves Luke to the couch.). Zuri: Don't worry Jessie; just do what I do, blame it on Luke! Coach Penny:I am not going to pick you just because you're the only one interested. Jessie:I'm exhausted,but I'm (finishes typing) done! Emma:OK,but no wonder your relationship didn't work out! It's not romantic to say that my eyes remind you of a monkey's butt. I'll come up with something. Show more. Muggers? Let's bounce- (Gets up to leave. Zuri: Last time I pick a nanny up out of the gutter! OK! Please,please,pleaseeeeeeee? Jessie Episode Tran scripts s01e01 - New York, New Nanny s01e02 - The Talented Mr. Kipling s01e03 - Used Karma s01e04 - Zombie Tea Party 5 s01e05 - One Day Wonders s01e06 - Zuri's New Old Friend s01e07 - Creepy Connie Comes a Callin s01e08 - Christmas Story s01e09 - Star Wars s01e10 - Are You Cooler Than a 5th Grader? Jessie:OK! Tony:No,I'm talking to you,Jessie. Tony:So,when do we start filming the sequel? Hey, thatincludes Milly the Mermaid. Jessie:How is the audience supposed to believe that Toby and Chantal are trapped in there? I've always wanted alead pipe? (takes spatula)That's my stainless steel Easy Grip 3000! Tony,for the 10th time,the line is "A full moon". Remain perfectly still and please remember,skin grows back. Emma:So,if Michael and I got married someday,this would be our child: (kid that looks like a troll with glasses shows), Jessie:Ew. Jessie: Hey! All I ever wanted was to do something creative with my life,and I just(stammers)I'm afraid that this movie is my last chance. Problem solved! Jessie Thomson . (walks away). Zuri:But I haven't even told you what the favor is yet! (pulls mask,grunts)(stops pulling)Uh-oh! Ravi:Princess,I am so touched by your love,I shall undo the spell I cast upon him. I can't believe I had to do my homework all by myself! I have made a fortune trusting my instinctsthat, and slapping my name on everything from sunglasses to cat food. Luke: I wouldn't go in there if I were you! Jessie:You know,I was my school's mascot! Zuri:Or we can do something fun that doesn't involve barbed wire,and mud.(nods). And, even if you fire me for saying this, and I lose the best job I've ever had, you need to start being there for them! Oh, don't look at my project; I want it to be a total surprise for tomorow! Emma:Imagine what he'd look like with glitter. Pillow fighting resumes on the floor next to the couch.). And you've all got six-fingered gloves coming your way. Luke:You realize those stingers aren't real,right? (Throws the keys for the helicopter to Jessie. Bertram: I have no idea, but I say 'well done!'. Zuri: Whatever. Zuri:This is the end of the line for you,schoolmarm! No! Except this:Hey,Grandma,look! Tony:Oh,but why didn't you just ask me to play me? (scene ends,advertisement break for TV viewers). (Winks at Jessie. ( Andy's 1-year-old sister, Molly, crawls over and picks up Mr. Zuri: Jessie,we have a deal! (continues walking to the kitchen), Bertram:Everything you shot! Bertram:I just got a confirmation! Jessie:On the bright side,he'll have friends! (Kids laughing) It was the chair! Have you guys seen a sparkly,pink ball,with teeth marks? OFFICIAL Best List of Porn My Creative Memes. Luke:Oh,no! Girl Meets Jessie Transcript - Disney Wiki | Fandom Zuri:Tourists? Jessie:So,having my face chiseled in Mount Rushmore is out of the question? Jessie: (Sarcastically) Oh! Ravi:(pulls)On 3,Mrs.Kipling! Jessie:Emma,do I need to remind you that you are one tardy away from being suspended? Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! That's what we call bathrooms. Like a caveman? (Everyone claps for her). Emma:Mount Fabulous? Jessie: Alright, someone needs some alone time (Cab driver takes a violent turn and Jessie is jerked around in the backseat). You better start downloading break-up songs now. ), (Scene changes to the set of Galactopus 2.). Ravi:At leat you do not have to keep peering through this camera for hours! I can't believe you're here! Jessie:Hey,casting is a very important part of the filmmaking process. You have to be out the door in 22 minutes! Jessie:I can't afford Nicolas Cage! Zuri:So,how exactly do you play Bugle Hero? I am sick and tired of this! Now,can we talk about Area 51? She won't take my calls anymore. Michelle:Sorry Jessie,but I just can't hang your headshots in the White House. (With Ravi) Yes! OK,now I hear it! Bertram:Did you actually just compliment my cleaning skills? I think they might have run away because they hate you. Jessie:Really? That's why my arms look so good in my prom picture. Ravi:Oh,heavens,he is headless! Jessie:Wait,you mean,I have to go to school today? Jessie:(crying)No. But it's such a waste. Luke: Oh well, ours will be a forbidden love Jessie: Starting now. Plan Taylor's birthday party! And we are so incredibly proud of you. (Pulls Jessie away from the set), (Scene changes to the school where Emma's science fair is hosted.). She sneaks by the stage crew and ends up onstage.). My right eye refuses to open! Nothing says "birthday" like an obstacle course. She is a pull string cowgirl who was one of Woody 's friends on Woody's Roundup (along with Bullseye and Stinky Pete ). But,like I always say,when life gives you eggs,make a frittata! No,no,the Martha Washington vase is not a chew toy! Emma:Michael's pros are he's super-sweet,smart,and easy to talk to. Alice in Wonderland (1951)/Transcript. Emma:Wait,you still need make-up! And if it makes you feel better, I was pretending you were James Franco the whole time. We're gonna play Pin the Stars on the General! That is, except for Preston, and Emma! Oh! Please Lord dont let me end up in TV Jessie: So, let's go celebrate with a nice, family dinner! I placed the order like 30 times! Emma,I hope you and Blake enjoy the carnival! OK,can we finally get the first shot! "Alright class, your assignment over the week is to write to a pen pal to someone from another town. Bertram:That's what I thought when I read your script. Luke:I can't believe you finished that whole thing in just 24 hours! 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Taylor:Mrs.Obama,thank you for bringing my mom home for my birthday. Jessie:At least we have 7 hours of peace and quiet before they get back. Michelle:In the meantime,let's get this party started! She's mean, but she's not an idiot! Luke:She is not putting make-up on me! My banners are on back-order,the face paint I got runs,and even though I banned the debate team from the pep rally,they still argued their way in. (thinking) I was waving at an ex-boyfriend. Going outside before noon is against everything I stand for. was a puppet. Ravi:On the bright side,the swirly you will undoubtedly receive,will rinse them right off! Bertram:I'll just blend yours up,and you can drink it through one of tour nose straws. And by the way,my birthday is next month. What did she do? Jessie: That was rude! I know you were bummed when you didn't meet the weight requirement for towel boy. (Grabs Zuri and Ravi, and Luke follows them. The pep rally is a success! Emma:All right, Walden! . Zuri,try to keep up. Where's my leaf project? (falls on the couch). Ravi: It is New York. (They leave the kitchen. Mrs.Harris:Who are you talking about? Transcripts - Forever Dreaming - Index page Emma:Yeah,we never thought you could pull it off. The First Lady is getting our party started! Most of all on special occasions. Ravi! (Scene ends,advertisement break for TV viewers). Oh no. The comet is revealed to be Utility Belt Buzz, who opens his jetpack and flies through the canyons. does not count. N-n-n-no, no, no this is the part where you- you thank me for being honest with you and caring more about your kids than about my job, resulting in warm hugs all around Man: That only happens in the movies. FYI,you have way more worry-lines now than when you started working here. These hips aren't as young as they used to be. Ravi:Jessie,I cannot recreate my plaster mask of Mrs.Kipling! Bertram:(takes a bag)The guy at the snack stand hadn't started cooking yet,so all I got was a bunch of ingredients. disney jessie transcripts Jessie:Aw(hugs Taylor)good for you. Not again! Spoiler alert,the nanny did it! Jessie:Don't bother. Jessie:Wow,you really don't want to do your homework. Bertram:Well,judging by the fact that there is 8 hours of footage,I don't think Ravi ever stopped the camera! Jessie:Okay, I made everyone cookiesand where did everyone go? Luke: I'm out too- this date was a total waste of clean underwear! Ravi: My art class project is complete,and,as usual,I am ready! Flying to India is way out of my budget. She stares at her extrem. Taylor:I'd love to,but I have to get back home. Jessie:Bertram,we need you to plan a party menu for Taylor's 1st birthday in New York. Jessie:Hey! (walks up the stars), Jessie:Stay calm,stay calm. Enough, Mrs. Kipling, I am sick of your moody behavior! (Cab driver pulls over to The Fairfield, and Jessie slams into the partition), (Jessie is kicked out of the cab and grunts, while Zuri and Tony watch). What this movie needs is some real action,and a new leading man. (sighs) I need to get up there fast, so I can talk to them! Emma:Well,(turns page)he's a little self-absorbed,not the best listener,and he's always running late. Mrs.Harris:Oh,well,Taylor just misses her mother more than usual lately,what with her tenth birthday coming up. (A fake tentacle grabs Jessie, and lifts her up. Christina: Well, according to our security team, you're a straight-A student, a universal blood donor- which could come in handy with our kids-AND, you have a squeaky-clean record! Jessie: Hey, Emma, good luck at the science fair, and remember that Pluto may need some extra glue. Bertram: Don't know, don't care. Are you writing this down? Zuri:No,but I have an idea on how to spice this up! Jessie turns and watches Luke, Emma, and Ravi chase eachother into the living room) Emma: LUKE! I'm not gonna rick my moneymaker! Me! (Luke takes a caterpillar out of his mouth). blockbuster store still open near haarlem. Luke:Yeah. Kinda smells like this:(exhales deeply/shows her breath). 825 Topics 825 Posts Last post 05x24 - Jailbreak. Jessie:You! Jessie:Oh,just go point the camera and capture the magic! Emma:(runs with a sparkly item)Jessie,I have some choices for your clothes for the next scene! Jessie:Everyone! disney jessie transcripts. Jessie:Oh,no! We're gonna have games,and decorations,and Bertram's gonna make a huge cake. Used Karma 4. I was chased for 20 blocks by hungry dogs and angry vegans! Again! LADY 1- Well, that's my problem! (Continues fumbling through purse) Someone must have stolen it(Laughs weakly) I don't suppose I can pay you in lip gloss and breath mints? ), (Scene changes to in the lobby with the Ross children, Jessie, and Tony.). You know what you can find there? Jessie:It's for you and Taylor. Emma:Why don't you hire Nicolas Cage? What kind of werewolf are you? Ravi: (walks down the stairs,drops art project) (gasps) I am not ready! Get it? (To Ravi) Not you, you should never eat lead. Jessie:Well,your plan will never work! Ravi,try not to hurt your brother. Jessie:Y-You mean my speech to Luke worked on you? Jessie:Look,I completely understand how Taylor feels.When my dad was stationed overseas I missed him so much. Jessie:Oh,thanks. Jessie:No,they're all spinach,painted different colors,none of which occur in nature. (points to a blue planet on her science project.). Kipling.). Free shipping for many products! Great job, guys. "Jessie was an integral part of our production team during her time at . I don't want to end as a dinosaur's chew toy! She's like a mini-me! Luke:He is real! Text to Speech from Walter White (New) TTS Computer Voice. In fact, that's it!
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